RE: It should be renamed the Mario the Pious and Sons Bridge.
Or maybe Mario’s Pissy Sons Bridge?
Is that still a bad word here? I hear it on TV and radio. Must mean the FCC ok’d it.
Also, here is the Tappan Zee origin (a natural widening of the Hudson River about 3 miles wide):
Etymology: Tuphanne, a Lenape term thought to mean “cold water”, and zee, Dutch for Sea.
Zeeland, Michigan has lots of Dutch people.
I still think there has to be a black saint revolutionary/felon who could be tapped. Malcolm X Bridge?
How about DiBlow-zio? He has a black wife and didn’t she get $800k that went missing without a trace? That would qualify as a felon.
Ted Kennedy Bridge? Oh shoot, he was a white guy.....
Got it! The Eric Garner Loosie Bridge in honor of the guy who was martyred over nicotine.