[SGCOS]

..The president left Friday afternoon for his trip home, remaining there for the rest of the weekend where he played golf.

"How can I get it in the hole when the clowns mouth is always moving?"

[NEMDF]

I think “played golf” means that they stood him up next to his basement putting green, and had him try to hit a couple balls into the cup.... Just enough for plausible deniability, should anyone question when and where he actually played golf.