[M Kehoe]

“The “Asphalt Princess.”

I think I dated her once in college. Eau de Bitumen was a lovely fragrance.”

Damn, I did too!

During the winter she was cold as ice, during the summer you could cook an egg on her butt.

That’s my story.

5.56mm

[Chainmail]

As we used to say when we were young Marines:

"You have Winter in your haor,

And Summer in your eyes,

But if you don't get some Spring your butt,

It's over the Falls for you, baby".