Texas hospital reports its 1st case of lambda COVID-19 variant

ABC News ^ | 7/20/21

[Tipllub]

A major Texas hospital system has reported its first case of the lambda COVID-19 variant, as the state reels from the rampant delta variant.

Houston Methodist Hospital, which operates eight hospitals in its network, said the first lambda case was confirmed Monday.

[vpintheak]

More fear porn.

[Scrambler Bob]

I think that the Texas Democrats are carrying a new variant.

The Texas variant.

[LegendHasIt]

I actually already have one, although it is in my junk optics bin compared to the gen 2 , gen 3 and thermals that I actually use,..... and my infrared illuminators a LOT smaller.

[TLI]

Not a single word regarding symptoms in the “article.”

Sneezing?

Mild runny nose?

The dreaded and much feared POST-NASAL DRIP?

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[dragnet2]

Soon there will be promising black market vaccines, like Poontang Purple, Texas Coodie Killer etc..

[pnut22]

WTF would be the one or wat da fuc in China.

[Vision]

I bet these guy's bioweapon is not playing around.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

What happened to epsilon, zeta, eta, theta , iota and kappa?

They're still looking for their share of the pi.

[Paladin2]

Don’t forget that the illegals likely have no shortage of more serious diseases that are also not diagnosed.

[Paladin2]

They all look very Happy.

[dragnet2]

Is there a La Bamba COVID-19 variant?

[BarbM]

Heck I’m waiting Mu, Nu, Xi, and Omicron.
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ennie mennie minee moe.

Or One potato, two potato, three potato...

[pnut22]

When I was typing that I realized there was a joke hiding somewhere but I couldn’t find it. Thank you.

[TribalPrincess2U]

When do we get the Trump variant?

[Deaf Smith]

"as the state reels from the rampant Delta..."

Reels...is that anything like the Steely Dan song: Reel'n In The Years?

[bunkerhill7]

I can hardly wait for the I Felta Thigh variant.

[lastchance]

What none of these “We must all panic” articles is telling is just how slight the variations are. If you have recovered from COVID 19 you in all probability have immunity to the variations as well.

[a fool in paradise]

Which one is the Texas Fleabagger Democrats variant?

[lastchance]

Reduced vision in the dark.
Sudden joint pain when stubbing a toe.
Dry mouth after night of heavy drinking.
Inability to breath underwater without SCUBA gear.
Blithely going about your everyday life.

[Celtic Conservative]

What about the Lambada Variant, the “forbidden dance with chest congestion”?

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