Olympics' pro-idiocy, anti-sex beds

GRM Daily ^ | Naimah Archibald-Powell

[taketheredpill]

Whew, thank goodness the beds can be recycled too. I wonder if the floors are also made from cardboard 🤔.

[Loud Mime]

Then just do it on the floor.

[smokingfrog]

They’re athletes. I doubt that a lack of a suitable bed will slow them down much.

[CrazyCatChick]

Young, at their physical peak, body-focused, and coming off a very stressful competition (after their meets), in the middle of tons of hot strangers...yeah, a cardboard bed is going to get in the way.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Stop the tradition of young athletes screwing their brains out?

[JBW1949]

Competition for the Babylon Bee....

[joshua c]

they are athletes

i doubt this will slow them down

maybe they should also have a missionary only rule

[Leaning Right]

This woke culture has really messed me up. After reading the headline, I seriously thought that an “anti-sex” bed was one that was designed to be gender-neutral.

(Yeah, I know. All beds are designed to be gender-neutral...I guess.)

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

They'll just do it in the road instead.

[ClearCase_guy]

Are the beds one-size fits all? Because I think the female gymnasts and the weightlifters would have different capacities.

[glennaro]

No sex among the Olympians? Might as well not even go!

[dfwgator]

Problem is now, do you know if the women are really women?

[Savage Rider]

Do they also have recyclable cardboard chairs, floors and showers? Asking for a friend.

[SauronOfMordor]

Stupid idea. They’ll just move the mattress to the floor.

[Wilhelm Tell]

The Japanese traditionally sleep with a matress on the floor and it evidently is enough for them.

[Tallguy]

“The “anti-sex” beds are reportedly made from cardboard and they are designed to only be able to withstand the weight of one person.”

A 15yo prepubesent female gymnast, or a Bulgarian male weightlifter?

[hercuroc]

Gonna be a lot of rug burns on these athletes.

[butlerweave]

Then just do it on the floor.

Some them will do it in the cafeteria while eating lunch

[hanamizu]

Yeah, I know. All beds are designed to be gender-neutral...I guess.)

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Depends on the language. In Spanish, it’s feminine, in French it’s masculine, and in German it’ neuter.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

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