My HOA inspector drives the neighborhood every morning in his corvette drinking coffee looking to hit anyone he can. I had a small patch of dirt on my roof and got dinged. I took pictures of his roof and sent a complaint…covered in black mold. That was four years ago. It’s still on his roof. “Rules for thee but not for me…”
I cannot understand how anyone would live in a home that is controlled by an HOA your post is example 999 of 1000 reasons why. No HOA is first on the list whenever I decided to buy a house.
I hope you can organize your neighbors and dilute at least if not totally remove the HOA covenants. Positions of power in HOA’s generate multitudes of pencil penis prick heads and good ole fashioned Karen’s to inflict their mindless insecurities upon the neighborhood.