The JaCovid Witnesses will be knocking on your door momentarily.
And I will summarily tell them to F**K OFF!
They can knock all they like; I am not obligated to answer.
I don’t answer the door or phone unless I know who is on the other side.
Too many scammers.
Tell ‘em you’re in the JaCovid Witness protection program. End of encounter.
IF I answer the door (not a foregone conclusion) I will meet them with my iphone. First I will take their photo, then ask for their identification, which I will carefully enter into my phone. Then I will hand them a copy of the article, “The Scope of Liability for False Advertising Claims” with suitable portions highlighted. Then I will ask them if they have reviewed the article and understand they may be personally liable for any and all serious side effects of the vaccines and record their answers with another photo with article in hand. Then I will tell them they may proceed with their spiel as I record it.
Truthfully, I doubt anyone will come to my upper middle-class neighborhood in a deep blue state.