(Wink, wink. The following is meant with dripping sarcasm. How Dripping you ask! That when you walk away, after reading this, your sneakers will make a squish-sound.)
Climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach, because they put their lives at risk, to give us the daily count of how many thousands of feet the oceans on the planet Earth, have risen each passing minute. These brave (cough, spit, choke, etc.,) people (fill in the blank) ...