Alexa: “great stamina, Joe, you made love three times today!”
Joe: “I did??? When was this???”
Alexa: “between 3 and 4 this afternoon”
Joe: “I was at work. Alexa, call my attorney.”
It seems to me the radar function might be equally useful for locating a home’s inhabitants to aid the Swat team’s no-knock warrant invasion.
Google maps pictures my address as the place next door so I’ve got that going for me ...
;-)
“The federal government’s exemption for Amazon”
Funny how that works.
Also, not in my bedroom.
These days Billionaires can buy anything from the three letter agencies. Kinds like street walkers.
Leonard Cohen called it all the way back in the Eighties:
“Everybody knows that the plague is coming,
everybody knows that it’s moving fast,
everybody knows that the naked man and woman,
is just a shining artifact of the past...
Everybody knows that the scene is dead,
but there’s gonna be a meter on your bed
that will disclose...
What everybody knows.”
Hard pass. Already have enough issues with my tablets spying on me. Last week I mentioned something and later on Youtube there was an ad for what I mentioned. Not the first time this had happened. I changed some settings (again) that I hope will fix it.
I already know my sleep is crap anyways. I have severe untreated OSA and I stop breathing over 90 times an hour. Plus I have other sleep issues on top of that.
Amazon can come into my bedroom, just keep the Church and Jesus out!
https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3967120/posts
Earlier thread on Amazon’s “sidewalk” feature where you and your neighbors share your internet connections to “enhance” connectivity.
“Hey Bill - your “bedroom app” was pretty busy the other night!”
Will it be used to monitor everyone, neighbors? 2000 watt Arc transmitter will take care of that.
monitor users’ movements in the bedroom with EXTREME PRECISION.
HMMM...
P