To give you an idea how dumb Sean Penn is, consider this: Madonna, one of the dumbest hosebeasts that ever lived couldn’t put up with his stupidity. Sean Penn is stupid in the family-size can. He is weapons-grade stupid. He is a bkack hole of stupidity. Anything intelligent that gets too close to him gets sucked into an event horizon of dumb, and is never heard from again.
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Spicoli is the Super Lotto of stupid, the Mount Rushmore of dumb, the Empire State Building of ignorance. If stupid was a brick, he’d be the Great Wall of China. An amoeba has more intelligence. When God said “brains,” Spicoli thought he said “trains” and got on.