I have acreage and a backhoe. Just sayin’...
Ah, the image is powerful. Or you could develop a “Panama Canal cemetery” in the basement (aka “Arsenic and old Lace”.
Just fantasizing here, but if these medical Stasi want to give you a shot, are you allowed to give them one or two back? (So far I haven’t seen anything in the plan that would allow the medical team to give you a vaccine shot if you don’t want one, but someone might cut off your water and electricity for a while. Hint, hint!)