[certrtwngnut]

“A massive sideshow marred by gunfire”?
The gunfire was the main event.

[dfwgator]

So let the sideshow begin
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can’t afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry
Let the sideshow begin (hurry, hurry)
Hurry, hurry, step right on in
Can’t afford to pass it by
Guaranteed to make you cry

-Blue Magic