You’re not even good at comebacks or comedy. How much of a loser could you possibly be? There has to be something you are good at. Even the mentally retarded typically are good at something. Maybe you are an idiot savant but you just haven’t found your Rain Man ability yet.
Maybe embedding memes with html is your true talent. Be a web designer if you can branch out to html5 or something and get a job instead of being a waste collection product.