Delta Triple Plus is already out there. It requires three face diapers, goggles, daily shots of experimental ju-ju, 18 feet of social distancing, and can be spread through the internet as well as television and radio transmissions.
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“delta plus” and “delta triple plus” sound like the content of late-night infomercials ...