[aynrandfreak]

(to the tune of Scottie doesn't know from Eurotrip)

Fauci doesn't know, Fauci doesn't know

Don't tell Fauci, he's the fall guy

Fauci doesn't know!

[one guy in new jersey]

I am the man. I am the man.

I’m so bad I should be in detention.

I am the man!!!! (h/t Beastie Boys)

Kind of like Hip Hop Haiku...