[frank ballenger]

Panic over false report of noose sighting....

So running to their safe spaces they crushed and trampled each other, breaking bones and causing several ambulances to rush to their aid.

They even fought over the puppies sent in to calm them. “Fifi is mine! Hands off!” Not a pretty sight.

[lapsus calami]

 

 

Hm - sounds like if I was to drive across their campus while waving a noose-looking thing out the window I could expect all sorts of reaction and panic like vampires fleeing from a crucifix and holy water.