Violators will be put into quarantine.
You ain’t seen nuthin’ yet! Wait till they tell us we have to wear our underwear on the outside so that the Underwear Police can see if it’s clean.
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‘Old Chestnut’
The soldiers were disgruntled and being rebellious and the Sarge told the LT that the men had not had a real hot meal or a decent change of clothes for two weeks...
The LT told the Capt and it made its way up to Gen Patton who addressed the men
“You are doing a great job and facing adversity and as a reward we are going to change underwear and socks today.
Jones, you change with Smith, Riley you change with....etc etc”
Problem solved.