[TalBlack]

The bulls have another advantage you didn’t mention: They can charge in a straight line THROUGH the bush while their target is limited by the need to escape on the trails.

[MikeSteelBe]

Maybe Ted Nugent can get one with a bow.

What do you call the dark spots between elephant's toes?

Slow natives.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Ellephino!