Yeah lethal Fentanyl ingestion after swallowing the evidence, lol they should have let Big Gorge lay in the cruiser and shit himself into oblivion, curled into the fetal position and ded.
It wouldn't have even merited 2 lines in the Star-Tribune; and the inevitable crAP repost here by Seekin Blind would have received 2 replies. No wait, 3 replies, you would have been compelled to make the Anti-Blue Krewe posting.
Yes, you are so obviously correct, let the word go out among LEOs -- if you suspect your suspect has ingested the evidence? Offer him the soft floating coach in the back of your cruiser for a nice relaxing event into the afterlife. Like a SoylentGreenMobile...
