[Penelope Dreadful]

Meanwhile, I got a Sekrit Copy of a paper by the 12th Grade valedictorian at the high school. A review of Green Eggs and Ham, by Dr. Seuss:

This book be racist! Why would any mofo be eating green eggs with ham or poke chops or anything else I aks you??? They be green that mean they been left out in the sun.

[Dogbert41]

"Meanwhile, I got a Sekrit Copy of a paper by the 12th Grade valedictorian at the high school. A review of Green Eggs and Ham, by Dr. Seuss:"

Hey, that theme paper was plagiarized! I read that thesis from a Harvard Post-graduate just a year ago!