I am not a student at this skool, but I was traumatized nevertheless. I have trouble sleeping at night. Could you please send me a check.
If you were, say, ‘twice as traumatized as a friend of yours’ should you then expect to receive twice the payout?
I would!
If Reparations ever actually get paid out en masse, there will probably be some sort of test to take to measure the level of trauma and ongoing impact. Some may call it a Lie Detector Machine. //
Your intentional misspelling of school has deeply triggered me. I’m literally shaking. It reminds me of the pain my ancestors went through when they had to choose between school and survival - a situation created entirely by white capitalism of course. Please sign over the check you receive to me to make up for this serious microaggression.
Me, too. Where’s my government money?
Just goes to show no noose is good news.
Your checks are all belong to us.