“My only side effects are I trigger the check out scanners in the supermarket as a coupon, if I hold my hand under ultraviolet light 666 appears and I now have X-ray vision.”
I’m so diappointed! I thought I was the only one who’d developed X-ray vision. I’m hoping I’m still the only one who can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
The lady at Northville Downs scanning my forehead temp said it was 94.4 and I was good to come in. I told her I was “chillin”.
😂