I haz them.
"No tears. Only gravity now."
Posted on 04/03/2021 6:14:11 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
An anti-capitalist agitator fell, landing on is back when he attempted to scale the Chase Bank building in Manhattan Friday.
Dressed in all black and wearing a large backpack, the man was attempting to climb the exterior while one of his comrades spray painted from the ground.
“Get down,” someone shouted from below as the agitator continued to go higher.
As he attempted to make his way onto an overhang, the man lost his grip and plunged about 15 feet, landing flat on his back.
As he groaned, the paint he was likely going to use to deface the building streamed across the sidewalk.
“Someone call 911!” a fellow agitator yelled as the man lay motionless on the ground.
“Stand back, EMS is coming,” a security guard announced.
The anguished agitator told his comrade he fell on his hip before emergency personnel arrived.
Protesters were in the streets of New York City, Washington, DC, and other American cities to shut down Enbridge’s Line 3 in Minnesota.
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
Thanks, I needed some cheering up.
Serious fall. Sounds like he landed on where his brains are.
Gravity was not woke in that instant in time and gravity did very directly deal out a great dose of justice to the terminally stupid.
I wonder how smart he feels now?
Great post with a just and happy ending.
I’m sure whatever hospital they took him to would use equipment and technology made available by capitalists.
Should have just left him there.
Building simply wasn’t designed to be climbed.
They’ll probably get sued by this POS for not posting a warning to that effect.
What is all that stuff pouring down the sidewalk ? Paint?
It doesn’t look like blood.
Gravity and Isaac Newton are white supremacists.
“ As he groaned, the paint he was likely going to use to deface the building streamed across the sidewalk.”
Never mind
I wonder if the bank will be sued, for not having barriers to prevent someone from climbing up the side of the building?
Play big boy games, win big boy prizes.
Sorry, but let's get real for a change.
He got what he deserved.
Love happy endings!
I haz them.
"No tears. Only gravity now."
I love karma
Kinda funny actually. There remains one law that is always enforced. Gravity.
Couldn’t have happened to a dumber guy. Made me smile. Is that too harsh?
Is it wrong for me to laugh at that?
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