[silent majority rising]

What a great name for our media: “Falsie Media”...For those of us who are old enough to remember, young ladies enhanced the size of their breasts by ‘falsies’, or fake boobs. Didn’t make them better, but made them feel better about themselves...

[P.O.E.]

I’m not only old enough to remember falsies, but I remember when the dancing girls could twirl their tasseled pasties in opposite directions.

Or so I’ve been told.