I have a friend who was a Navy UDT, chuck teff, and he was the real deal, LOL he loved this sort of humor.
One day at work some bozo starts flipping around a butterfly knife, chuck disarms him and stabs him right in the lab!
We were horrified! how do we fill out the incident report?
I am dead serious about Chuck, and he is an excellent electronic engineer to boot, plus he always had cold PBR at the ready.