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To: ChicagoConservative27

Funny but true:

Tuesday night I was meandering around the grocery store naked-faced when a muzzled man spotted me...and then ran full speed away from me.

This is now my Superpower.

:D


13 posted on 03/12/2021 10:27:48 AM PST by Salamander (Salamander has barbaric tendencies.../Gundog)
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To: Salamander

You shoulda chased him lol


19 posted on 03/12/2021 10:31:43 AM PST by Bob434
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To: Salamander

I walked into a grocery store and within a matter of seconds, half a dozen separate friendly employees each asked if they could help me.

similar but surreal superpower.


60 posted on 03/12/2021 11:02:02 AM PST by Kevmo (So America gets what America deserves - - the destruction of its Constitution. ~Leo Donofrio, 6/1/09)
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To: Salamander
Tuesday night I was meandering around the grocery store naked-faced when a muzzled man spotted me...and then ran full speed away from me.

Usually it's wimmin and chirren that run away from me.

Now that arf my face is covered, not so much...

138 posted on 03/12/2021 1:47:33 PM PST by null and void (The media decides what news you can see and NOT SEE. But don't you dare call 'em Not-Sees)
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