Jen Psaki: Biden Dog ‘Major’ Will Not Be Euthanized After Attacking Individual

Breitbart ^ | 03/09/2021 | Charlie Spiering

[ChicagoConservative27]

All this because its pervert owner plays with the dog naked after a shower.

[petitfour]

Is Biden’s dog racist?

[nevergore]

But when do they plan to euthanize Biden?

[Army Air Corps]

He’ll just be dumped in the woods; however, the fate of the dog is yet to be determined.

[fruser1]

So, with the dog gone, who will be making decisions now?

[Reno89519]

What, euthanize the owner instead?

[ImpBill]

The dog is fine. The owner on the other hand ....

[PAR35]

Biden probably ought not go to Holland. Or Oregon, for that matter.

[Politically Correct]

A statement from the dog.

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[KarlInOhio]

The Biden family does not put down biters.

Yet.

[TChad]

So they introduced Major to the press corps, and he instantly figured out what they were.

[NEMDF]

I guess this means they won’t put Joe out of his misery, either, then.

[Liz]

As one astute Freeper posted......

Joe is the one that attacked and bit the Black guy but “Major Biden” stepped up and offered to take the blame to save Joe’s ***.

[nickcarraway]

The dog should be prezident.

[monkeyshine]

“Major Biden is a member of the family, so when the veterinarian came to euthanize him the Secret Service shot the doctor”.

[ConservaTexan]

If we had a true investigative press we would know the victims name.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“So, with the dog gone, who will be making decisions now?”

That’s funny.

[deport]

[volunbeer]

I get that people resort to humor, but all of the impactful stories out there to include that the democrats are putting another 20k plus of debt on my children to bail out blue states and cities and here we are talking about a confused dog in the White House.

You could not write a crazier script.

[Texas Eagle]

RIP, Major

#MajorDidNotKillHimself