[Leaning Right]

Let’s get serious for a moment. I demand that Dove remove the name “Dove” from all its products. And here’s why. Last year I was attacked by a huge, insane dove. And to this day I must retreat to my safe space whenever I see a Dove product. So the word itself has got to go.

Oh, and here’s an artist’s rendition of the attack:

[rktman]

You could follow err-ick swallowells lead and sue for mental anguish. It ain’t like P&G ain’t got the money.