Put solar panels on the top and call it a solar colletor.
Paint a message on the southernside and call it a 500 mile informational sign.
Focus the solar collectors to reflect on one spot and see if anyone wants to be a candlestick
Excellent! I’d be all for that. If the supreme court tries to stop us, we can keep creating more reasons. Tie them up for years. Be a nice payback for their traitorous conduct.