Well, I used to calculate how large in kilotons one needed to cure the DC problem. Given how many of them are up there, I am on my way to using Bilatons.
Do you remember that mild snowstorm a couple of years back that shutdown just a small section of the PA Turnpike for just a couple of days?
Fortunately, our people opened our school gyms and other public buildings to shelter the kids on their way home from the pro-life march. And the press was forced to cover how civilized and hospitable we deplorables were until the traffic got moving again. It was fun seeing their little presstitutes scurrying around like rats trying to find a negative story about either the kids on the busses or us locals . . . with zero success.
We are so close to DC but such a different world.
>> I am on my way to using Bilatons.
When billing the Guvernm’nt, always always always bill a ton.
“Well, I used to calculate how large in kilotons one needed to cure the DC problem. Given how many of them are up there, I am on my way to using Bilatons.”
kilotons, megatons, gigatons
The blast radius of Czar Bomba was not large enough to take out the Metropolitan DC area.
A rock about 1 mile cubed would be a fantastic cure, drop in direct on 90 degree approach, heads up!