[spokeshave]

Aide: Mr. President, we have all these pretty colors you can use for signing so each executive order will be another pretty one.

Aide to self with snicker:

Uncle Joe just signed his personal DNR order.

(DNR = Do Not Resuscitate order for those in Rio Linda)

[frank ballenger]

Good one.

Just keep signing, Joe, don’t read them all or you’ll strain your eyes like your wrist.

Thanks for the acronym crutch. I first thought of Dept. of Natural Resources. So....
Laugh at me (which was a song by Sonny Bono in 1965. His only number one hit single without Cher.)