>>Should have cut that penny in half first.<<
I certainly thought about it, but defacing currency is a federal offence.
They prolly would have sent a team of thirty black clad FBI boyz with all their shiney lil toyz to wrestle me to the ground over a penny cut in half and charged / convicted me of intentionally and maliciously and with malice of forethought defacing federal property.
I can hear the blackhawks thumpin in the skies around my...wait, wait, I think some dudes just repelled onto the roof....{{{{crash}}}} FREEZE you Freeper scum!!
ROFLOL!
Wait-WAIT! You coulda sent a slug from a electrical box!