Be a schoolteacher...
The teacher's union got the governor to put teachers at the top of the list for the vaccine. So a 23 year old teacher gets the vaccine before a 65 year old disabled person. Then they found teachers sneaking in for the vaccine a week before they were to get it. And they still refuse to go back to work.
I probably should have been. They have their own corrupt private unions who own and pay off the local politicians. I could have worked less and retired early with great benefits!