Exactly. We’re being played.
Time to revue Major Kong’s survival kit
Survival kit contents check. In them you’ll find:
one forty-five caliber automatic;
two boxes of ammunition;
four days’ concentrated emergency rations;
one drug issue containing
antibiotics,
morphine,
vitamin pills,
pep pills,
sleeping pills,
tranquilizer pills;
one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible;
one hundred dollars in rubles;
one hundred dollars in gold;
nine packs of chewing gum;
one issue of prophylactics;
three lipsticks;
three pair of nylon stockings.
Shoot, a fella’ could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.