Who needs a Legislature?
See Michigan.
Thought it was Babylon Bee but remembered my Serfdom under Baroness Whitmer.
Now now. Her Stupendosity, Empress Whitmer has decreed in her infinite kindness that the rabble may, for a short time once again, dine in any restaurants that have survived her compassion.
Note that tomorrow is groundhog day, however and if she sees her shadow, that’s 5 more weeks of lockdown.