He needs to have his hair mussed up before the hangin
“He needs to have his hair mussed up before the hangin”
He has hair? No! That would be too cruel!
Let his toupee remain unruffled as he dangles in the breeze.
Let his botox keep his face stiff, as he for his life doth plead.
As they hoist him he will soil himself, and kick and writhe and twitch
Right before he’ll cry and remonstrate just like a little b(Jim warned us, so imagine the ending of your choice).