Everything has been hacked. Someone dumped $1,000 into my account. The company refused to believe that $1,000 was dumped into the account, even though the unauthorized deposit is hanging there plain as day on the accounting sheet. So the company closed my account and drained every penny from my account for violating “terms.”
My bad boy lawyer is licking his chops and said we’re about to make a bunch of easy money.
Serious? Your facebook acct?