Did you mean “fairyed” around the country?
Well, I really didnt't want to suggest that he was a fanny farming, rump ranger, screaming bender, gerbil felcher, butter-cheeked, chutney ferret, knob-gobbling, rump ranging, Barbie hugging, Broadway-showgirl, tootsie-roll-eating, lizard worshipping, post pulling, brown-wind-loving, scroat slurping dingleberry biting, pole pushing, vacuum-lipped anal warrior, or a carrot-swallowing, poodle owning, skipping little hotdog-eating, or a chalk-licking, lavender sniffing, cheeky merry-monkey pole-vaulter, a cigar smoking, giggling little donut-puncher, or a Crisco-hoarding, rainbow-prancing, fuchsia puffed batty boy, a feminine-acting, stick-twiddling parade-marching ball-juggling, a gerbil-feeding, flower sniffing, rainbow-squatting, bottoms-up boy, or a glitter-loving, tail-tickling, Cleveland Steamer pooftah, a ham-slamming organ grinder, a latte-swilling, boy-texting, pump-a-loaf bread-boffer, a limp-wristed prancing knob-jockey, a loafer-lightening grass-tickling pounder of fudge, a merrily-hopping, NPR-listening musical-favoring chin-trauma patient, a merry delicate lightly-prancing dress-favoring protein-burper, a pearl-necklace adorned tumblebunny, a petal-covered swishing basket-burglar, a gym bunny, a pink-sequin-adorned squeeze-friendly rectum-flagellator, or a quiche-slurping, glitter-coated nimble-dancer, a rose-sprinkling, first-chair rusty-trombone pole-vaulter, a rump-radar-pinging, butterbutt loving, feathered drag princess, a sibilants-pronouncing girl-drink-swilling fruity little balltender, Okla-homo, a silent-screaming bed-bouncing pump-wearing butt pilot, a skipping lavender-scented going-in-dry pillow-biter, a soap-dropping, spanks-wearing, cabana-boy-loving, turd burglarizing rug bumper, or a Hershey highway loving butt pirate, sodomite Sally, polishers of floorboards, muff divers, or carpet muncher. So I didn't want to suggest anything.