F Bezos, F Amazon.
I have NEVER purchased from Amazon.
>>I have NEVER purchased from Amazon.
You’d be better of buying lots of stuff, damaging it all in invisible ways so as not to be obvious, and returning it - at least until they cut you off.
Just make sure it is coming from amazon, not 3rd party resellers. Amazon will eat the cost.
Also, order stuff and claim it never arrived, when they send you a replacement, return it and keep the original one. This works for a while.