[frank ballenger]

When the newsboy rides past on his bike and starts to toss the rubber banded WaPo issue to your porch, tell him “I cancelled your lousy rag. Take it back.”

[L,TOWM]

My local fish wrap in Dallas gives me a Sunday paper unsolicited once or twice a month to try and get me to sign up...

It comes in handy during the winter when I need to get a fire going.