[ChicagoConservative27]

OMFG, a pigeon from AL somehow flies to Australia and they name it after Diapers Biden but have to kill it over covid rules? WTF????

[DrGunsforHands]

The bird flew 8000 miles in the wrong direction. I don’t think naming it Joe is supposed to be a compliment.

[100%FEDUP]

UFB, if thats the case shouldn’t we have to kill every bird? How do we know where any of them have been?

[Rebelbase]

What I want to know is did the bird fly across the Atlantic or Pacific?

[silverleaf]

In for the comments,..

[TexasGator]

“OMFG, a pigeon from AL somehow flies to Australia”

You should read your article!

[HotKat]

Mask it and put a MAGA hat on the pigeon. Fly away sweet home Alabama.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

What about birds that migrate across continents? What about birds that just make domestic flight? I have birds that roost on my back porch. Do they put me at risk for COVID?

This is nuts.

[Pining_4_TX]

People will be more upset over this than they are about babies being killed in the womb.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

All those pesky human rights can be eliminated by declaring a pandemic.

Who knew?

And why would we ever give up our pandemic dictatorship by saying the pandemic is over?

[Auntie Dem]

When I was a teenager I had pigeons. Mostly Birmingham Rollers, but I did have one pair of homers that had one chick I raised. When I tried to train it I took it about two blocks away from my house and let it go. It took two days to come back from two blocks away. A few months later I sold the bird to a man who was moving to Alaska, and sold all my birds and tore down the pigeon pen. A couple of months later I saw that homer that took two days to travel two block on the telephone wire over where the pen used to be. That bird had flown all the way from Alaska to Utah. I wish I could have had a pen to take the bird into. He deserved celebrating, just like this Australian homer does.

[campaignPete R-CT]

"Melbourne resident Kevin Celli-Bird "

Creative author of this novel

[heye2monn]

I am appalled by racist pigeons.

[knighthawk]

This is the same country that allows Lebanese rapist to enter...