“We will be flying into the Capitol on Wednesday”...
“digitized voice recording”
But they failed to mention whether they’d be planning on arriving at Dulles or Reagan ?
The tape was cut short before authorities could discover their other nefarious plans, like where they’d plan to have dinner, and whether or not they discussed obtaining local accommodations, transportation arrangements, etc.
Every Joke From Airplane! Rated
#40. Ted: “My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We’re bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We’re coming in from the North, below their radar.” Elaine: “When will you be back?” Ted: “I can’t tell you that. It’s classified.” (7.29)
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