[Zack Attack]

“Epstein and Elvis will appear together today on the Whitehouse portico...”

Not possible. Elvis and JFK are investigating another mystery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVujmsfAIUk

[nevergore]

Naaaaahhh....everyone knows JFK died when the alien spaceship he was piloting crashed..... :^)

[moovova]

I do admit that my Velvet Elvis speaks to me sometimes from atop the fireplace mantel.

Please don't laugh.