To: Kevmo
Congratulations. Your problem with FR has been solved.
61 posted on 3/17/2014, 11:23:13 AM by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!!)
You no doubt missed all the relief this post caused the rest of us here.
Here is one of my favorite responses from Col Freeper:
From: The Free Republic (FR) ZOT Investigation Office.
To: The poster self-identifying as Kevmo.
Subject: ButtHurt Form.
Dear: Mr./Mrs./Ms./Homosexual/Metrosexual/Bisexual/Lesbian/Transgender/Transsexual/Agender/Non-gender/Bi-gender/Third-gender/Genderfluid/Trans-man/Trans-woman/Cross-Dresser/It Kevmo
Please fill out and submit this ButtHurt Form as a permanent record of your “feeling” about why you got Zotted from the Premier Conservative Forum on the Internet.
You may continue on the back of the form and you may also attach an addendum to the form.
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Please note that extra Troll Rating points will be awarded if you are an FR Retread Troll, a Democratic Underground (DU) Troll, an anti-FR website Troll, a George Soros funded Troll, a Low Information Voter (LIV) Troll, a pretend Conservative Troll, a Homosexual-With-An-Agenda Troll, or a Unique-Type (please provide specific details) Troll.
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