Well you’re 63, the old unit don’t March good anymore. You give the house to your kook girl friend, and go downtown. Then go out with a bang. Everyone talks about you, you look like Achmed The Dead Terrorist, the FBI is left scratching their ass and winding their watch. Everyone else is reading about it scratching their junk. What’s not to like? Seinfeld could have done a freaking show with this story.
Good theory but....
She’s not the woman he gave the house to.
I’m thinking the GF might have gotten the car though.