This is getting so sick and pathetic and Dangerous!
I think the Babylon Bee shunned the story and tried to palm it off on Mad Magazine which tossed it out where a maintenance man brought it to this place.
Can America get any more degraded and preposterous?
I happen to have blue eyes. Can I demand an all blue eyed jury and judge under the gaze of a row of blue eyed patriot portraits?
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