Things that Cindy McCain is good at:
1. Sucking golf ball through garden hose.
Cindy McCain? I didn’t know they could stack sh*t that high!
McLame only married her because her Daddy had enough money to bankroll his campaigns. He cheated on his wife who stood by him through his imprisonment in part because she was disfigured in a car accident.
2. Sucking chrome off front bumper of 1956 Thunderbird.