A “bombshell?!”
You know, if anything important really happens, I’ll miss it. We need a new code word for something that really matters.
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That’s easy. Bombshell always means nothing-burger.
If you want to stay informed, look for the postings that don’t say BOOM or bombshell
Use the Barney Fife term for when they thought the goat ate the dynamite:
BLOOEY!!!