BREAKING: Biden has chosen Pete Buttigieg to lead the U.S. Transportation Department

breaking 911 ^

[sappy]

sounds like a butt gig.

[VastRWCon]

The crazies will be running this asylum (US). But wait, the fat lady hasn’t sung yet.

[Meatspace]

Pete won’t get nominated if Trump is inaugurated.

[Dr. Ursus]

Check his background- the next CIA cypher!

[mewzilla]

He’s an idiot.

That’s all Deep State needs to know.

[Skywise]

Little pink cars for everyone!

[Texas Eagle]

Is he going to lead it with his behind?

[cuban leaf]

Cool.

At a certain point, all you can do is laugh.

The voices told me to stay home from work and clean the guns.*

*My favorite bumper sticker.

[nonliberal]

Repairs on the Hershey Highway are expected to begin soon.

[SaveFerris]

[Fabulous!]

Exactly!

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[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Do these people realize they are boarding the Titanic?

[Alberta's Child]

Not a bad choice, considering his rectum is probably wider than the Holland Tunnel by now. :-P

[11th_VA]

Well ladies, no more ‘Ladies Rooms’ at the DOT ...

[jjotto]

He likely understands highway funds and will punish suburbs.

[A Navy Vet]

Another loser in Hiden’s cabinet. This getting surreal.

[FirstFlaBn]

He knows a lot about following too close.

[StAnDeliver]

"On a Sunny Monday morning, Buttigieg is musing about redeeming American credibility abroad, sipping from his coffee mug emblazoned with JFK’s face, when his husband plops onto the living-room couch, picks up the blanket next to him and throws it on the floor in mock disgust. “Do we have to have this hideous blanket?” he said. The blanket is full of dog hair. “Can we put our nice blanket there?”

Buttigieg met Chasten Glezman, then a Chicago grad student, on the dating app Hinge in 2015. They talked over FaceTime for a few weeks before Chasten drove to South Bend for their first real date, at an Irish bar famous for its Scotch eggs.

Pete hates the way Chasten folds T-shirts. Chasten gets grumpy when they go too long without food, and Pete doesn’t get it. “You’re like, ‘Oh, here, I packed a bag of almonds and a thing of beef jerky,’” Chasten says. “I hate nuts, and he eats nuts all the time.” “High in protein, good for you,” Pete counters. “See!” Chasten says. “I want a meal, and he’s like, ‘We’ll just have a handful of nuts.’” Also, he tells his husband, “You do chew really loudly.”

[New Perspective]

[mass55th]

The Transportation will now be known as “The Baloney Pony Department.”

[polymuser]

My guns are clean. Polishing the rounds now...one at a time...shiny shiny shiny...