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Find an Indian tribe and pay them for using their name and a symbol. If they are OK with a mascot, have them design it.

The Florida Seminoles can give them some advice.

Or just be chickens and call yourselves the Chickens. Their mascot could be "Mike the Headless Chicken." (Look him up). Their team rally cheer would be "buck buck buh guck!" and do the chicken song and dance. That would be fun! Imagine the fans "bucking" and flapping their wings. It's a game, have some fun.

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Or call them the Clevleand Clinics. Fans wear doc or nurse barb. When you are rallying imitate the flat line. "Beep beep, beep beep, beep beep, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" aimed the the other team.